DISQUS

Shakesville: War in Defense of Christmas: Day Four

  • GoldFishy · 1 year ago
    Dear Mister Petulant,

    You are my Christmas hero. Thank you for fighting the good fight! To honor your bravery, I'm lighting my evergreen-scented candle just for you!

    Warmest wishes,
    GoldFishy
    ;-)
  • Dori · 1 year ago
    Absinthe is serious stuff. Theres a distillery near SF that makes it, and my mom brings some with her whenever she visits. We drank it together on election night watching the returns come in and Obama's acceptance speech :D

    and O.o to your decoration pile. That is INTENSE, and I raise my cup of tea to your valiant efforts.
  • ralfalfa · 1 year ago
    MOAR I NEED MOAR CRISMAS
  • Sniper · 1 year ago
    Holy crap. All of our ornaments fit into one box. I'm so ashamed.
  • emily · 1 year ago
    we must find a substitute for the 'cheesy potatoes' .... check out how much the Schwan's family contributes
    to the looney far right.....
  • Vicster · 1 year ago
    These are the times I really need a boyfriend to be a willing slave.
    The last time I felt that way was when my back went out and I was out of ibuprofen and had to drive to the 24-hour Walgreens at 3:00 a.m. for some because I couldn't sleep. Otherwise, I, too, seem to do better when I'm single.

    As for your War in Defense of Christmas, my beanie is off to you, sir! One of the first things I did when I rented a garage at my apartment complex was take the #^*@%! Christmas Box out and store it there, not to be seen again unless/until I move. I don't have the energy to decorate and Simon would probably disembowel the tree angel, smash every ornament he could get his paws on and try to eat the tree. And Billie would piddle in the tree holder.

    So I'll just enjoy your decorations! :-)
  • Jessica · 1 year ago
    Wow. I thought I had a lot of decorations.
  • Petulant · 1 year ago
    I'm so ashamed.

    There is no shame Sniper. I just have a problem doing things to excess. : )

    Emily, I will have to ponder that. I have tried other Cheesy Taters and they aren't the same as Schwan's.
  • car · 1 year ago
    Oh, those ornament hangers are beautiful. I was about to offer our hanger solution, which is dark upholstery thread tied in a big circle. It stays on the ornament permanently and is invisible on the tree. That seems awfully tame next to those hangers, though.
  • polyblog · 1 year ago
    You really should be a member of the Golden Glow of Christmas Past. It's no longer just for antique Christmas lovers. Many many gay guys and lols.


    http://www.goldenglow.org/.
  • Petulant · 1 year ago
    the Golden Glow of Christmas Past

    I am afraid many of my ornaments are too new, but I have a friend who really should join.
  • Maud · 1 year ago
    Reading these dispatches from the front makes me feel all Christmassy. And the best part is, I don't have to do anything - just read about what you are doing and giggle. That's what I call holiday cheer.
  • Sniper · 1 year ago
    These are the times I really need a boyfriend to be a willing slave.

    Sure, you say that now, but what if you get a crazy one? You could end up with someone who chides you for "hating Christmas" because you had the audacity to take your damned shoes off and peel a squash before turning on the Christmas lights.
  • Linkmeister · 1 year ago
    I like the musical instruments. We have a couple of trumpets and saxophones which are made of cheap plastic and date back to 1952 or 1953. Then I have an acoustic and an electric guitar which date back to, oh, 2006.
  • angryyoungwoman · 1 year ago
    Your ornaments and ornament hangers are so pretty. I'm not decorating this year (no one sees my apartment so it would be useless), so I am getting my Christmas decorating high vicariously through your posts. Christmas contact high, I guess.
  • OuyangDan · 1 year ago
    Petulant, after reading yesterday(?), since I am in the process of taking things out of storage and getting them ready for our pack out for our Korea move (no decorating for us this year), I decided to also measure time in Buffy.

    It took two Buffy's to make dinner.

    It took three Buffy's to go through all the boxes of books and board games.

    Last night took Season 1 to get all of our tasks accomplished. Thanks for the idea!
  • schrisa · 1 year ago
    Okay, only two Buffy's? That takes will-power. I am almost always down for at least 3, often 4.
  • Sunburned Counsel · 1 year ago
    It took us just a little over one episode of Season 1 to do our tree today. Small tree+teamwork+Buffy= bundle of awesome.
  • tlsintx · 1 year ago
    oh i envy you your ornament hangers...pretty!
  • Sniper · 1 year ago
    Rossiter says the kind of liberalism being displayed by both Barack Obama and his Democratic primary opponent Hillary Clinton can only be understood as a psychological disorder.

    Well, as Petulant would say, HA!
  • Susan · 1 year ago
    "Modern liberalism's irrationality can only be understood as the product of psychopathology. So extravagant are the patterns of thinking, emoting, behaving and relating that characterize the liberal mind that its relentless protests and demands become understandable only as disorders of the psyche."

    Yeah, baby, yeah!
  • Quixotess · 1 year ago
    Don't give up, Pet! I'm rooting for you!
  • Sam · 1 year ago
    after grading all day, nothing made me happier than a) thinking about buffy eps, b) xmas decorations, c) being called kittens! Thanks!
  • Susan · 1 year ago
    I am sad and relieved that Sunny Von Bulow has finally died after 28 years.

    I don't own any Christmas ornaments as I am always alone on the day and it makes me cry.
  • bibliothecaire · 1 year ago
    Ha, I totally was watching Buffy while putting my Christmas decorations up this year, too! For me, it took Season 5, episodes 2 and 3. Alas, I have a feeling my decorations are pathetic compared to the weaponry you appear to be amassing.
  • Sniper · 1 year ago
    Yeah, baby, yeah!.

    So this Rossiter, he says to me, he says, 'I don't like the cut of your jib.' And I go I says, IT'S THE ONLY JIB I GOT, BABY!

    The way I look at it, those of us who only have 1 tree or maybe a string of lights thrown over the back of a chair are contributing to The War in Defence of Christmas according to our means. We're like the villagers throwing rocks as Petulant barrels through in a tank.
  • Linkmeister · 1 year ago
    Sniper, kinda like Hungarians in 1956.
  • DRD1812 · 1 year ago
    Do my pointsettia and jar full of candy canes (sitting in a saucer of water to ward off ants) count as decorating? I have a mini string of lights to put around my window, too, though...
  • Quixotess · 1 year ago
    Petulant barrels through in a tank.
    Best metaphor ever! His glittery, glittery tank!
  • lola · 1 year ago
    "I am sad and relieved that Sunny Von Bulow has finally died after 28 years."

    Hard to believe she was only in her late forties when she fell (or was pushed) into a coma; such a sad, sick story--slipping into the coma just before Christmas of 1980 & slipping into death during the same season, 28 years later--a very strange circle.

    This was written while she was still alive, but it's a lovely tribute to her life, and her daughter:

    "Her impact continues to be felt, however, in the art world. Mrs. von Bulow was a major supporter of museums including New York’s Metropolitan Museum of Art and Morgan Library & Museum, and her daughter with Claus von Bulow, Cosima Pavoncelli, still buys and donates art in her mother’s name. “

    "I don't own any Christmas ornaments as I am always alone on the day and it makes me cry."

    Sorry to hear that, Susan--hope the day is kinder to you this year than in years before.
  • PortlyDyke · 1 year ago
    "I don't own any Christmas ornaments as I am always alone on the day and it makes me cry."

    ((((Susan)))) I used to hate, hate, hate Christmas day for that reason. I finally started spending the day helping at a homeless shelter kitchen, and that was helpful to me. I sometimes still felt lonely, but I didn't feel so miserable.

    Know that I'll be thinking of you on Christmas day, at any rate. Seriously.

    Petulant, your perseverance and stalwart leadership astound me. I don't do Christmas anymore (except for the one present in the family name-draw), but I love the excuse to strew some greenery around as a Midwinter token, and I love getting to observe your "process". Ha!

    (You're probably part elf -- you know that, don't you?)
  • Susan · 1 year ago
    ((((PortlyDyke)))),
    Thank you so much. You're very kind. I appreciate it more than I can say.
  • Petulant · 1 year ago
    No need to cry Susan. I will think of you too and just enjoy my spectacle without any work on your part. Plus, Christmas is so OVERRATED. Believe me, I know. Oh dear, do I know.

    You're probably part elf -- you know that, don't you?

    Well this elf needs to consume amphetamines or something.

    Do my pointsettia and jar full of candy canes (sitting in a saucer of water to ward off ants) count as decorating?

    DRD, that sounds like the PERFECT Xmas decorating about now. : )
  • Maud · 1 year ago
    Susan -

    I don't know if this is something that would be good for you, but I am alone too and can't get out much. I like to spend Christmas Eve/Christmas listening to Christmas music and writing cards as part of Amnesty International's holiday card action. You just write a brief message on neutral, non-holiday themed cards to send to political prisoners or endangered activists to let them know they are not forgotten.

    I have never been of the "knowing there are people worse off than me makes me feel better" persuasion, (Seriously, what's good about that?) but it puts me in touch with the Christmas spirit that I always loved, and knowing that a little thing like that can really make a difference to someone makes you feel useful.

    I hope your Christmas is better this year.
  • rubyromaine · 1 year ago
    Susan,

    You are invited to come spend Christmas with my family, where you will interact with my two rude and snarling teen aged boys.

    My wonderful long-suffering husband is obsessed with cars and Christmas lights, so if you want to drive over for a free tune-up or any other car repairs, come on!.

    I can promise great food, heavy on the fat and sugar, (think mushrooms stuffed with bacon, green onions and cream cheese, cheddar and horseradish cream-cheese dip, cream-cheese shrimp dip, cream-cheese crab dip, cream-cheese smoked oyster dip and several varieties of homemade cheesecake.

    I can also do low fat and/or vegetarian cooking, using fat free cream-cheese.

    Your presents will include something I have made of felt, something I have made out of an old Mrs. Butterworth's syrup bottle and something made of nylon net. All will be beautiful, classy and useful items.

    We live in Mid Michigan. If you want to come please drive or fly on over.

    You will have to sleep at the foot of the Christmas tree on an air mattress, but you will be right next to the presents so that might be fun.

    If you come, we will try to keep the family fights to a minimum. If you can't come, but would like something made from nylon net, please contact me via Melissa.

    Any Shakers who need a small tin of homemade rum balls, contact Melissa and she can forward your info to me. I went crazy with the rum balls this year and have an excess.